rexium:

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Steal his look: Tobias Fünke (never nude)

MICHEAL KORS Dunmore Camouflage Weekender: $748.00

White 1000 Count Egyptian Cotton Down Comforter: $800.00

Wool/Silk Experia Crew Socks: $17.99 (a pair)

Birkenstock Arizona Aviator Men’s Sandels: $159.00

Giorgio Armani AR5002 Glasses: $280.00

Fake Mustache: $3.00

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay)

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

grandmasterjedijesus:

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

captainbroseph94

foxesinbreeches:

Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife by Elisa Lazo de Valdez / Visioluxus